10 Tips and Tricks for Growing Weed Indoors
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1.) Avoid Certain LED Grow Lights
The state of LED grow light technology is improving rapidly, maybe even faster than ever. As a result, some of the best LED companies from just a few years ago are getting left behind while new companies produce LED grow lights that are pretty much superior in every way when it comes to ease-of-use and results for growing cannabis.
I’m not saying the older LED technology is “bad”. When it comes to growing cannabis with LED grow lights, just about any LED model can get the job done. Even some of the lowest quality LED grow lights produce great bud. However, certain LED companies are designing their lights specifically for growing cannabis plants. These newer LED models tend to produce faster and healthier growth, better yields, denser buds, stronger smells, and even increased bud potency in some tests.
One company that used to offer some of the best low-budget LED options was ViparSpectra. ViparSpectra LED grow lights are cheap and produce good growth, yields, and buds when used properly. ViparSpectra also updates their models regularly to include popular new features, higher quality components, and improved spectrum. Yet they aren’t testing their grow lights on cannabis plants. As a result, their technology is falling behind other companies that are testing and developing the lights with actual cannabis growers.
ViparSpectra LEDS – 300W draw, 6.9 oz yield
For example, when I used 300W (true power draw) of ViparSpectra lights, I yielded 6.9 oz of great weed. However, when I grew with an HLG300 R-Spec LED (which uses only 270W of electricity and runs significantly cooler), it produced 9.34 oz of weed that tested for higher levels of THC than clones grown in identical conditions under a 315 LEC. Not only that, but the HLG was also at a disadvantage compared to the ViparSpectras because during the HLG300 test I was growing low-yielding strains and it was in the winter so the temperature was often in the low 70s °F (low 20s °C) while HLG lights perform best around 80°F (27°C).
As another example, I used an HLG 100 (95W power draw) in a mini tent with better (warmer) environmental conditions and produced 5.5 oz or over 1.5 g/watt. In conclusion, although the ViparSpectra lights work well and I was happy with them, HLG LEDs just seem to perform objectively better for growing weed (better yields, lower heat, and higher THC in lab tests).
HLG 100 3000k – 95W draw, 5.5 oz yield
HLG 300 – 270W draw, 9.34 oz yield
Note: These plants grew in too-cold temperatures (HLG models performs best at around 80°F/27°C) and were low-yielding strains, yet still produced better yields and bud quality than the equivalent ViparSpectra LEDs which had much more ideal conditions
When it comes to LEDs, not all models are the same. You’ll often get much better results by investing in a good LED grow light. The extra money pays for itself with better yields and results.
Recommended HLG LEDs (though these are designed for big buds in the flowering stage, they can be used from seed to harvest and get good vegetative growth, too)
- HLG 100 V2 3000k – $150, uses 95W, up to 6 oz yields in some tests (average 2-5 oz)
- HLG 300L V2 R-Spec – $450, dimmable, uses 270W, up to 16oz in some tests (average 7-12 oz)
- HLG 550 V2 R-Spec – $850, dimmable, uses 500W, up to 26 oz in some tests (average 12-17 oz)
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Another great LED manufacturer is the Green Sunshine Company. This company has great customer service and sends you detailed instructions on how to grow cannabis with their lights. Super helpful.
- ES180 grow light, $420, uses 180W, up to 10 oz yields (average 5-8 oz)
- ES300 grow light, $695, uses 300W, up to 17 oz (average 7-13 oz)
Electric Sky Buds
Super Lemon Haze
HLG and Electric Sky are certainly not the only great LED grow lights for growing weed, but these are ones I’ve tried and personally recommend based on my experience.
Bonus LED tip: Don’t use household LEDs as they typically have a coating that reduces the total amount of light that gets to your plants. If you want to use LED grow lights, I highly recommend getting a model that’s made to be a grow light. Even cheap LED grow lights seem to get better results than household LEDs for growing weed.
Avoid household LEDs for growing weed! Stick to actual LED grow lights for better yields per watt.
2.) Force Extra Bud Sites
When your plants are young, you have a lot of control over their final shape and size. You can use this ability to force your plant to grow many big bud sites instead of just one main bud. This tends to increase yields overall indoors.
Don’t let indoor plants grow naturally with just one main bud
Increase yields for the same size plant by forcing it to grow multiple big buds!
3 popular ways to force multiple buds
- Low-stress training (simple bending and tying down from when the plant is little)
- Topping (remove the top of the plant when it is a few weeks old)
- Manifolding or fluxing (advanced techniques for extreme training!)
Manifolding takes a few extra weeks in the vegetative stage but rewards you with several huge, consistently dense buds
3.) Create a “Table”
This is a continuation of the idea that you want to force the plant to make multiple buds. Although it’s great to have multiple buds, what’s even more effective at increasing yields indoors is ensuring all those buds are the same distance from the grow light. Every grow light has a “sweet spot” distance where buds tend to get the biggest. When you create a flat, table-top shaped plant canopy, you can ensure that nearly all the buds are in the sweet spot.
Note: This tip is aimed at indoor growers using grow lights. When growing outdoors, there is not a significant difference in light levels at different heights because the sun is millions of miles away. That means there isn’t a “sweet spot” to aim for like there is with grow lights.
Train plants to grow in a wide, flat, table-top shape from a young age using LST, topping, manifolding, or other plant training techniques
Notice how the plants are basically “flat” across the top
This naturally creates a “sea” of buds when plants start flowering that are all about the same distance from the grow light…
…which is how you can achieve something like this!
Besides regular bending and training, one popular way to easily create a table shape is the Screen of Green (ScrOG) technique. ScrOG involves training plants to grow along a screen or net.
A table is especially great for any “panel” style lights that are flat and wide themselves, like quantum board LEDs, T5s, etc. However, if you’ve got a grow light with a small main light source (like a bulb where all the light comes from one small point in space), you can go even more advanced and make a “bowl”.
Each of these arrows is the same length. This shows how the plants on the sides are a further distance from the bulb even though the canopy is mostly flat.
With grow lights that use a big center bulb or central light source (such as MH, HPS, LEC/CMH, COBs, etc), you can let the side plants get a bit taller to get more main buds in the main zone. This helps buds on the sides get as big as buds in the center.
Here’s a ScrOG that was made into a bowl to take advantage of the light from an HPS (where all the light comes from a single bulb)
4.) Know the Best Time to Flip to 12/12
When growing a photoperiod (standard or non-autoflowering) cannabis plant, you have to initiate the flowering/budding stage by giving plants a 12/12 light schedule. This means putting your grow light son a timer so plants get 12 hours of light in the day and 12 hours of total uninterrupted darkness at night. Learn more about light schedules.
You have to initiate 12/12 to get plants to start making buds, but when is the best time to make the switch?
It’s easy. Since most strains about double in height after 12/12, the best time to flip is when your plant is about half the final desired size. So if you want 3-foot tall plants, initiate 12/12 when they’re 1.5 feet tall. If you want 1-foot tall plants, initiate when plants are 1/2 foot tall.
Switch too soon and plants stay small with small yields
Switch too late and plants can get so big they take over your grow space.
Even if you have plenty of space, bigger plants aren’t necessarily better because the bottom buds tend to stay small and steal energy from the top buds, especially with smaller grow lights.
Although big grow lights can support huge plants with long fat buds, smaller grow lights get better results with smaller plants and shorter buds. That’s because if buds are too tall/long for the grow light, the bottom buds tend not only stay small but also “steal” energy from the top buds. As a result, buds all over the plant stay on the smaller side and don’t get as dense as they could.
Notice how all the buds near the bottom of the plant never fattened properly because they were too far from the grow light. These plants should have been switched to 12/12 earlier. Or…
If plants have already gotten too tall for your grow light but you’re still in the early part of the flowering stage, an easy fix is lollipopping. This just means removing all parts of the plant below where the grow light can reach. This ensures that the plant is only putting effort into buds that get strong light. This should be done before the plant starts making significant buds if possible. That ensures that all energy during the flowering stage is going into the buds at the top.
Example of a lollipopped plant with fat buds at the top
Lollipopping helps improve yields on too-tall plants, but if plants are so tall you’re running out of height, the next tip will help…
Supercropping basically means extreme bending on stems that are normally so rigid they would break. When using the supercrop technique, you can bend just about any branch at a right angle or more, without breaking the skin. This gives you the ability to dramatically reduce the height of a plant even if it’s already too tall and branches have completely hardened over.
Supercropping is a specific technique that lets you bend branches that normally would break if you tried to fold them over
Example of a supercropped plant. This plant wasn’t trained to grow in this shape from a young age. It grew tall and thin so the grower bent all the branches at right angles to dramatically reduce the height and create a desirable table-top shape that ensured all buds got as fat as possible.
6.) Strategic Defoliation (Increase Yields, Density, and Bud Size)
This is more of an advanced technique, but strategic defoliation in the flowering stage can dramatically increase yields, density, and overall bud size when done properly. The main idea is to remove most leaves from the plant right at the beginning of the flowering stage, and then again about 3 weeks later. As a result, the plant tends to produce longer, denser buds with fewer small nuts. Removing unnecessary extra leaves also lowers the humidity of the grow space and reduces the chance of bud rot or powdery mold.
Defoliation is most effective when plants are extremely bushy. Notice how most of this plant on the left is basically in total shade. None of the buds will fatten up more than an inch or two down because they’re not receiving light or air because of too many leaves.
Example of a plant right at the switch to 12/12 (“Week 0” of the flowering stage)
It was defoliated and then allowed to grow for 3 weeks
Here it is 3 weeks later. Light and air are not getting into the plant.
After second defoliation – never defoliate more than this unless you already have experience with defoliation!
The plant was left alone after that. Here is the result at harvest
Notice how there are no small or airy buds on the entire plant
And lots of huge ones
Main things to remember about defoliation
- Defoliation is most effective on plants that are too bushy because buds that are hidden from light and air will not fatten properly. Certain strains never get bushy and should not be defoliated. That’s because defoliation hurts yields when you’re removing leaves without exposing more buds to light and air.
- Use defoliation towards the beginning and middle of the flowering stage when the main bud structure is still forming. Once buds have already fully formed, defoliation is much less effective.
- Don’t use on sick, unhealthy, or slow-growing plants as it may cause stunting
- When in doubt, take fewer leaves. You can always take more leaves but you can’t put them back
- The goal is to expose all buds to direct light and airflow. This “hacks” the plant into putting more energy into those buds compared to buds that are hidden.
- Common defoliation schedules
- Week 0 and Week 3 of flowering – What I typically do
- Week 1 and Week 4 of flowering – If I forget to defoliate right after flipping to 12/12, I do this and it seems to work just as well 🙂
- Week 3 and Week 6 of flowering – I’ve never tried this one, but I’ve seen many growers get good results with it
- Some growers don’t use a “schedule” as much as simply remove leaves a little at a time when they notice the plant is getting too bushy
- With autoflowering plants, there is no definite “start” of the flowering stage (no flip to 12/12) and plants are more easily stunted than photoperiod plants. Therefore I recommend defoliating only as needed, for example when leaves touching each other making wet spots, bud sites are hidden, plants are bushy, or no light/air is getting through the plant. Learn more about how to train autoflowering plants for bigger yields.
- Check out the complete defoliation tutorial
7.) Spot Herms and Males
Cannabis plants are typically either male or female. Female plants produce the buds we know and love, while male plants produce pollen sacs that don’t produce much THC and other cannabinoids. In addition to the fact that male plants aren’t good to smoke or use, the pollen they produce causes female buds to become seedy. No one likes seedy buds, and if buds are heavily seeded, it starts to reduce the potency. Unless you’re planning on making seeds, you probably want to identify and remove male plants as soon as possible.
Unfortunately, you can’t look at a young plant or seedling and know whether it’s male or female. One option is to wait for the plant to make preflowers, which can appear as early as 3 weeks from seed on some strains but can take 8 weeks or more to appear on other strains.
If you don’t want to wait for plants to produce preflowers in the vegetative stage, you can simply wait until you initiate 12/12 and see if plants produce female buds (looks like white hairs at first) or male pollen sacs (look like little bunches of football-shaped grapes). Then you simply remove the male plants from the grow space so they don’t pollinate females (cause them to make seeds).
Example of seedy buds
The issue with this is about half of all plants are male. That means you need to remove half the plants after initiating 12/12. To make things worse, it’s not always exactly 50/50. You could get unlucky and grow out 4 plants with all 4 being male. No good! It can be difficult to plan your garden in a small indoor space when you don’t know how many plants are going to be flowering.
6 options to deal with male plants
- Start with feminized seeds or known female clones. That ensures that 99.9% of plants will be female and every plant will produce buds. No need to worry about male plants. I recommend this method for most home growers.
- Take a piece of a leaf from a small plant and send it in to a lab for testing to identify the sex (though that takes money and time).
- Wait until vegetative plants make pre-flowers (tiny versions of adult flowers, which reveal the plant sex even before they start flowering). The issue with this method is that some strains can take months in the vegetative stage before they produce pre-flowers, and plants may get bigger than you want during that time.
- Take a clone from a vegetative plant (don’t forget to label which clone came from which plant!) and place the clone in a separate chamber with a 12/12 light schedule. This will cause the clone to start flowering so you can identify the sex. If a clone turns male or female, you’ll know the parent plant is the same sex.
- Some growers initiate 12/12 on young plants and wait for plants to start flowering, remove the males, and then revert plants back to the vegetative stage to continue vegetating until it’s time to start flowering for real. One issue with this is strange light cycles may make plants more likely to herm later on (more on herms in a second)
- Closely watch plants after initiating 12/12 and immediately remove any plants that reveal themselves to be male. The downside is you won’t know how many plants are female until they start flowering. You could end up with 0 males, or every plant could be male, which may be difficult to plan around.
Example of a male plant with pollen sacs.
Another related issue is “herms” (also called “hermies”) which is short for hermaphrodite plants. These plants produce both buds and pollen on the same plant. That means you could have a plant you think is female, but if it starts producing pollen you’ll still end up with seedy buds.
What to Know About Herms
- Some plants never herm no matter how much you stress them, some plants only herm under stress, and unfortunately, there are some plants that herm no matter what (even in perfect conditions). This has to do with genetics.
- Always buy seeds or clones from a trustworthy breeder. Scrupulous breeders diligently seek and remove plants from their pool of genetics that tend to herm.
- Avoid light leaks (light getting to plants during their 12-hour dark period) or checking on plants during lights-off. Light during the dark period not only increases the chance of herming but can cause buds to shrivel up and die as plants revert back to the vegetative stage.
- Avoid intense heat, keeping lights too close, or any other extreme environmental conditions.
- Avoid odd light schedules. Try to give plants consistent 12-hour dark periods at the same time every day during the flowering stage. This is usually accomplished by putting grow lights on a timer to they automatically turn on and off at the same time.
- Watch female plants closely for pollen sacs and yellow growths that look like little yellow bananas (sometimes called “nanners”). Pollen sacs and bananas are the two main forms of herms
- Keep an eye out for white hairs on buds that turn dark early in patches. This could mean they’re pollinated. Look closely at these spots to see if there are any bananas or pollen sacs nearby.
- Learn more about how to spot and deal with hermie cannabis plants
Example of a herm plant with yellow bananas. Notice there are dark brown hairs on otherwise snowy white buds. The dark hairs are a sign of pollination. Upon closer inspection, you can see that there are tons of yellow bananas among the beautiful buds. When you see this, immediately separate and remove the plant from the grow space. Bananas can start pollinating other buds immediately.
Sometimes you will see pollen sacs instead of bananas on an otherwise female plant. Luckily, pollen sacs typically don’t release pollen until they open up, which gives you a few weeks after they appear before causing problems. You should still immediately remove any plants with pollen sacs from the grow space so other plants don’t get pollinated when the pollen is released.
8.) Don’t Harvest Early
It’s tempting to harvest your plants when they look close to the finish line. Yet early harvests not only reduce yields (bud size increases dramatically in the 2-3 weeks before buds are ready to harvest), the potency is also lower. You’ve grown your plants for about 4 months on average, don’t skip out on a few more weeks!
Buds are ready to harvest when all the hairs have darkened and curled in. The glittery trichomes on the buds also change color as buds mature. If you use a magnifier to look at the trichomes closely, you can pick the optimal time to harvest. Trichomes are a more accurate measure of bud maturity than the color of the hairs, so this is the recommended method if possible. Each strain takes a different amount of time before buds are ready to harvest. Some strains only need 6-7 weeks in the flowering stage, while other strains need 14 weeks or more. When choosing strains, pay attention to the breeder’s listed flowering time so you know what to expect. However, I’ve found that most breeders underestimate the time needed by a few weeks. So I recommend planning on your plants needing a few weeks longer than recommended. The grow light also has an effect. Buds tend to mature slightly faster under lights with more blue in the spectrum.
Buds are ready to harvest when all the hairs have darkened and curled in
For a more accurate measure, look at the color of the glittery trichomes under a magnifier. Clear trichomes are immature with low potency, while white and yellow/amber trichomes are mature. White trichomes produce more of a cerebral/mental effect, while amber trichomes produce more of a body/stoned effect.
9.) Cheap but Helpful Tools
I just wanted to share some cheap but helpful grow tools that I use all the time, yet you won’t realize they exist unless someone tells you!
- Rope ratchets – these make it easy to raise and lower grow lights, carbon filters, or anything else heavy or cumbersome that needs to be hung in the grow tent.
- Plant yo-yos – these are specifically designed to hold up big buds that are getting to heavy they’re falling over. They can be adjusted to any height you want and will hold onto stems without disturbing the buds
- Zip ties – These are surprisingly useful for all kinds of random grow room tasks. For example, I’ve used them to secure a webcam or thermometer inside the tent, attached my grow light directly to the top of the tent when plants got too tall, wrapped big zip ties around a heavy carbon filter so I could attach rope ratchets to hang it up, etc. You can string multiple zip ties together if you need to make them longer.
- Plant twist tie – this is made specifically to hold down stems where you want them. This makes it a lot easier to train your plant into the exact shape you want.
- Thermometer/hygrometer with a probe or remote sensor. This lets you stick the probe or sensor inside the tent to read the temperature and humidity, but you’ll be able to see the measurements from outside the tent. This can be helpful if you’re in a hurry and don’t want to open the tent, or during lights-off when you can’t peek in on the plants.
- Garden gnome or action figure – Ok, this obviously isn’t a tool but they’re really cute to have in the tent with your plants 🙂
Rope ratchets let you easily raise/adjust the height of grow lights, carbon filters, or anything heavy/unwieldy
Plant yo-yos hold up heavy buds
Zip ties are awesome for all kinds of random jobs
Plant twist tie holds stems where you want them
Thermometer/hygrometer with a probe or remote sensor to view temperature and humidity inside the tent
10.) Ultimate Secret to Mastery
This is the most important lesson I’ve learned from growing. You have to learn how to deal with growing problems in a healthy and effective way.
How to Become a Master Grower
- Take a minute to really look at your plants every day. Look at the leaves to see if they seem green and healthy. Check out the buds for bananas or pollen sacs. Even the most inexperienced grower can usually tell when parts of the plant look unhealthy or abnormal.
- When you see a problem, don’t ignore it.
- Ask yourself: Did I do anything different right before I started seeing this problem? (new supplement, major temperature change, different grow light, etc.)
- Check out our plant doctor tool for pictures of common plant problems
- Type the symptoms into google or the search bar on GrowWeedEasy.com. Chances are that other growers have experienced the same problem.
- Ask for help when you can’t figure out why your plant doesn’t look right. Our friendly grow forum is one place where growers can help you identify problems. There are also many online grow groups that offer support.
- MOST IMPORTANT: Don’t beat yourself up when things don’t go perfectly. Even the best growers run into problems sometimes! Plants are natural things and they have a mind of their own sometimes 🙂
3 Bonus Tips for Better Bud Quality
- Avoid Bagseed – When you grow seeds you find in your buds, you never know what to expect and you’re more likely to run into herms (herms are one of only two ways buds end up getting seeded, and the herm trait is genetic so it may have passed on to your seeds). When researching strains, decide what you’re looking for first. Do you care most about yields, sparkle, smell, potency, or anything else in particular? The genetics have an enormous effect on how plants grow, what the buds look like, the density, the THC/CBD levels, the time needed in the flowering stage, and almost everything else. For example, you can’t get a low-THC plant to produce a lot of THC. You can’t get a non-sparkly strain to produce a lot of trichomes. You can get a low-smell strain to stink to high heaven. If there’s some particular factor you desire, get the right genetics so you’re happy with your results. Buying seeds online also gives you additional options like auto-flowering plants, trendy new strains, and feminized seeds. Seeds are delivered almost anywhere in the world. If you’re going to spend 3-5 months of your life growing cannabis, you want to harvest buds you like! The investment is worth it!
- Increase Density, Smell & Sparkle: If you want dense buds, strong smells, or intense trichome production, the main factor is genetics. Strain is king. However, it’s also important to control the temperature as too much heat burns away smells and reduces density. High humidity can reduce sparkle and reduce density. Certain grow lights like an LEC with a 4200k bulb produce more trichomes and stronger smells than many other grow lights. Some supplements claim to improve these factors but many are questionable. Learn more in our tutorials about increasing density, smell, and trichome production.
- Make Buds Colorful – Again, the strain is the most important factor here. Some strains produce colorful buds no matter what, some only get colorful in certain conditions, and some strains will only make green buds no matter what. However, for strains that can turn colors like pink or purple, it helps to have warm days and cool nights towards the end of the flowering stage. LEDs also tend to bring out pinks and purples in some plants. Learn more about growing colorful buds.
Whew! That was a doozy of an article! I hope these tips and tricks help you take your growing skills to the next level.
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20 weed smoking tips for you!
Once upon a time I would always give out marijuana consumption etiquette tips, which people always found very informative. When I first became a cannabis consumer in the mid-90’s, the internet was readily available for me to query all of my marijuana questions. I had to learn the proper etiquette that goes along with being a responsible marijuana consumer the old fashioned way via friends, family, and often times embarrassing moments that included ridicule from more experienced consumers. You know how stoners are, always trying to look like an expert 🙂
I came up with 20 tips for consuming cannabis. This of course is not the end-all-be-all list, so if you have something to add, please do so that others can learn from your knowledge and experience. 20 seemed like a good round number to stop at, but there are many, many more out there. In no particular order…:
1. Always give guests green hits
A very classy move is to always give guests the first hit of a fresh bowl. This was one of the first things that I learned growing up from the old school smokers I knew, and they ingrained it into me that giving guest green hits is a true sign of respect.
2. Cornering bowls
This goes hand-in-hand with the last tip. If someone gives you greens, don’t run the full flame over the entire bowl. Every hit after that will taste burnt. Instead, put the lighter to the side of the nug, so that only part of the surface area of the nug showing burns. That way more than one person can get a good green hit.
3. Reloading bowls as host
If you are the host of the puff session, you should reload the bowls as the host. Of course, if you aren’t the one with the smoking device and/or weed, I suppose you could allocate that duty to the one or more people with the piece and weed. But that should lead to the obvious question of ‘Why are you the host if you don’t have weed and a piece to consume it out of?’ If you are the host, and have the dank and bong/pipe/etc., you should do the classy thing and load and reload the bowls.
4. Warn others when the bowl is almost toast – ‘there may be one more…’
No one likes the booty hit. Even newbies should be able to know when a bowl is nearing the end of its useful life. If you give someone the piece and they take a monster hit of ashed weed, they will likely not be happy about it, even if they don’t say anything. However, if you indemnify yourself with the phrase, ‘there may be one more, but I’m not sure’ then you put it on the person you are passing it to, and they can proceed at their own risk.
5. Always have a poker
There are few things as lame in the marijuana consumption world than a bowl that can’t be cleared because the cashed nug is stuck in the bowl. Or you get almost all of the ash out, but there is just enough left in the bowl to plug up the piece. The only way to fix that situation without a poker is to power hit it until it pulls through, which requires one or more people jumping on the grenade, which is never fun. Having a bobby pin, paper clip, or even a kabob stick helps. Pokers are not expensive at the headshop, and a really cool one can not only help out in times of need, but also serves as a great conversation piece.
6. Pass to the left
This tip used to be virtually mandatory, with many people back in the day scoffing at you if you tried to hit it and start the rotation counter clockwise. Not as many people practice this stoner norm these days, but a lot of the veterans I know still do. And all the while singing the lyrics to “Pass the Dutchie,” of course.
7. Puff, puff, give
While this phrase has been around a long time, it became a stoner staple after the 1995 film Friday. “Puff, puff, give. Puff, puff, give! You’re f#$king up the rotation!” It’s been my experience that if you are hitting anything other than a joint or blunt, you get one hit and then pass. If it’s a joint or blunt, you get two puffs, then it’s time to give it up.
8. Camping on a joint
Building off of the last tip, don’t ‘camp’ on a joint. For those that are new to consuming marijuana, or are coming back from a long lay-off, this means when you hold the piece/joint/blunt in your hand, and babble on and on about something that obviously isn’t as important as consuming marijuana at that point in time. If you find yourself rambling, which I’m very, very guilty of doing often, just hit it real quick, then get on with your epic story. Well, until it’s your time to hit it again, at which point hurry up again!
9. Asking if it is OK to smoke in the house
You shouldn’t just assume that because someone is a consumer that it’s cool to smoke in their place. Some people don’t like smoke in their house, of any kind. Others may be OK with it, but have someone coming over soon that isn’t so out of respect they don’t want it to smell like smoke. There could be a number of reasons. Just always politely ask, and if you get the go ahead, have at it. But if not, you will be glad that you checked first, and so will the person who resides where you are at.
10. Dont smoke weed that is not yours
Obviously, never consume someone’s weed without their knowledge. We call that stealing in most scenarios. But even if you know the person, and you think they will be OK with it, it’s still best to wait and confirm, just on the off chance that they had some other plans for that weed. Maybe it’s not even theirs, at which point you will be putting them in a jam. I remember I once helped someone get some weed, it was sitting on my table until the end user got to my house, and my friend smoked part of it because he wrongly assumed it was mine. Had it been mine, it wouldn’t have been an issue, but it wasn’t mine, and it put me in a pinch.
11. Dont talk about dealers openly (at restaurants/bars/etc.)
No one likes a loud mouth. If you get really good marijuana for a great price, be happy with it, but don’t use it as an opportunity to win pissing contests at the bar that night. Like they say, loose lips sink ships, and even when they don’t, they make the person spouting off look like an idiot. Don’t be that idiot.
12. No smashing nugs on top of other nugs (always break your nug up)
There have been so many times that I’ve been consuming marijuana with people, just to be handed a pipe that would take lungs of steel to get a hit off of it. That’s because the bowl is too packed, and likely wasn’t emptied all the way before more marijuana was loaded on top of it. By the time you discover this you have already burnt some of the new marijuana without getting anything to inhale, and on top of the hassle of clearing the bowl, you have also wasted a perfectly good green hit.
13. Clean your smoking devices
I am guilty of this, and I have no excuse either. In the late 1990’s I met the late great Jack Herer, and bought a pipe from his booth. He explained to me, and made me even promise, that I would always keep my pieces clean. He stressed the importance of doing so because it ensured that my friends and I got the full flavor out of our hits. Don’t be like me, be like Jack Herer, and always clean your pieces!
14. No Salivating over pipes/joints/blunts
There is a very racist phrase that some people use to describe this issue. I will not repeat it here because it makes me sick every time I hear it. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, great, you have been saved from a very hurtful phrase that has been used in years past in marijuana consumer circles. If you do know what I’m talking about, please never use this phrase. If you do around me, I assure you, that will be the end of our interaction. (Getting off soapbox) If you are hitting a joint or blunt or even a pipe, there is no need to make out with it. I get it, it’s dank, and you want to hit it like there was no tomorrow. Just make sure to curl your lips inward a bit so that it keeps the saliva off the marijuana while at the same time pumping the goodness into your lungs.
15. Always fix a run on a joint
For those that don’t know what a ‘run’ on a joint is, when you smoke a joint, sometimes one side of the joint burns faster than the other side. There are a multitude of reasons why this occurs, but regardless, if you see this happening, try to fix it immediately. No one likes to be handed a joint that is fine on one side, and about to burn their finger on the other side. Plus it’s wasteful. Moisten up the side that is running, turn the joint in a way that the side that is not burning as fast is on top when you are holding the joint, and you should be good. Be aware, some runs are more problematic than others, so just do the best that you can.
16. Don’t leave smoke in the chamber
Before you hand a pipe, bubbler, bong or dab rig to someone else, make sure that you haven’t left any smoke in the chamber. By the time the other person goes to take a hit, that smoke will be stale, and that is awful to consume.
17. If you’re sick, don’t hit it
Every time I get sick I know it’s because someone else was sick that I was consuming with, and they didn’t want to say anything. I get that it’s no fun to consume by yourself, but it’s also not fun to be sick. If you are sick, let others know, and then they can proceed at their own risk. A really great thing to do is to keep a ‘sick pipe’ so that when you are feeling under the weather, you can just load a personal bowl and hit it while others around you have their group session. That way you are involved, but don’t infect others.
18. Pull bowls from the bottom of the nug and work your way upward
This is absolutely one of my pet peeves. When I get a glorious nug of the supers, I like to admire it for awhile. I always pull bowls from the bottom of the nug and work my way up, so that the tip of the bud stays intact as long as possible, and kind of serves as the grand finale of sorts. If you are loading bowls from other people’s buds, please pull from the bottom of the nug. I really don’t like it when I have a fantastic nug and someone rips the top off of it and I’m left with some beheaded looking nug. Of course, if you are loading form your own supply, by all means do as you please.
19. Don’t blast rookies
I have had friend and family members over the years convince someone to consume marijuana for the first time (or at least agree to facilitate it), just to get that person so high out of their mind that they have a bad experience and are turned off by marijuana for the rest of their lives. It always makes me sad, because those same people often consume other things that are more harmful than marijuana, but there’s no convincing them at that point because they had such a negative experience. If you are consuming marijuana with someone and it’s their first time, ease them into it. Make it enjoyable. If you want tips, check out an article that I wrote on the topic.
20. Return pipes with weed in it
I have a rule that if someone is nice enough to let me borrow their piece, I always make sure to return it loaded with some of my finest. People are always extra grateful, and are very quick to let me borrow their gear again in the future!
20 weed smoking tips for you! Once upon a time I would always give out marijuana consumption etiquette tips, which people always found very informative. When I first became a cannabis consumer