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The 10 Weed Commandments That You Need To Live By

Like the founders of Christianity or The United States Constitution, every great club needs a code of ethics to live by. It’s the set of morals and unwritten (well, now, written) laws that guide a certain select society, keeping the peace and establishing order. So is true for those who worship the bud.

Those who pray to La Ganja, Mary Jane, or Mr. Green have their own set or morals and codes that have been established long since friends started sharing blunts on this sodden earth. They are rules your fellow blunt brothers and sisters passed on to you before you joined your own circle of smoke.

Though weed may not be a recognized religion or even legal in society, the unspoken rules that dictate a smoker’s circle are always present and hold strong. But in case you are new to the cause or just want to repent for your sins, here are The 10 Weed Commandments:

Like the founders of Christianity or The United States Constitution, every great club needs a code of ethics to live by. It’s the set of morals and unwritten (well, now, written) laws that guide a certain select society, keeping the peace and…

Ten commandments of weed

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The Golden Rule works for pot:
If a friend has nothing to smoke and you do, smoke them up.
If you’ve got munchies and drink and he doesn’t, let him have a bit of yours.

Left-Hand Rule: Always pass to the left.
That way if your driving in a car, The Driver never has to reach behind him to grab the joint.
Not that we would ever drive & do drugs at the same time. Heaven Forbid!

He who rolls a joint gains automatic sparking privileges.
If he rolls a nice joint, tell him so.
If he does not wish to spark, he may pass the privilege to someone else.

Never complain about somebody else’s weed.
They didn’t have to include you…
Don’t knock it, free pot is good pot.

Never turn down a toke, unless you are too stoned (hay it happens).
Pity he who is too stoned.

Valid Medical Patients
A Valid Medical Patient Does Have The Right To Smoke Alone
If They Feel They Do Not Have Enough To Share.
Remember, Its Their Medicine!

A match is a match:
Try to never match pinner’s to anything bigger, it’s just impolite.
Come to think of it, never roll a pinner.
If you absolutely must roll a pinner due to lack of pot, apologize profusely.

Always:
Declare a bowl cashed if you think it is. & Reload.

The person who brought the bud picks the music.

The little things that kill:
Never miss 4:20.
Thou shalt not triple toke.
Save all your roaches for a “rainy day”
Never Clean Anyone Else’s Bowl Without Permission.

Ten commandments of weed Chris S. Kenoyer. Owner MMJ Patient, Medical Activist, Online Patients Advocate, Online MMJ News Journalist Or Follow Us Now On Facebook Or Email Us