10 Secret Cannabis Containers That Will Truly Hide Your Stash
Is there any better feeling than doing something sneaky and getting away with it? The answer is no. So when it comes to your cannabis, it’s always nice when you can hide it in plain sight and know that people have NO idea. Because of that, I’ve compiled a list of 10 places to hide your stash and be in complete stealth mode. Check it.
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Smuggler Belts are dope (no pun intended) because you can walk around with that eighth on you, and still get a fit off with no one being any the wiser. Imagine rocking it out to the bars one night and someone being like, “Man, I wish I had a joint right now” and you snatch your belt off like Pootie Tang and pull a joint out of the back stitching.
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Stash pockets are the wave. You can grab a stash-pocket hat or a stash-pocket hoodie, but these stash-pocket underwear are the future. If you think I’m not copping these for Coachella 2018 then you are sadly mistaken. Only way someone’s catching you with these is if they walk up and grab your crotch, but then you get to claim that’s all you (and not a sack of cannabis), so it’s a win-win.
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Oh, you thought this list was gonna be all about men-type stuff? Nah, son. Ladies is pimps too. This lipstick pipe is perfect for the on-the-go woman who wants to keep her cannabis on deck, but not have it be obvious. Or for the on-the-go man who likes to feel pretty and witty and gay. Ya boy is very gender-fluid over here.
Fake Tampon Doob Tubes
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I REPEAT: LADIES IS PIMPS TOO. We all know how weird dude-bros get at the sight of tampons, so if a woman wants to hide her goods, these are perfect. Twist your joints, throw ‘em in these, and continue to outsmart us one time-of-the-month at a time.
Pitch-N-Puff Combo Pack
Listed it on my recent broiest items list too, but it’s also very applicable to this one. The Pitch-N-Puff hollow golf ball and tee one-hitter combo is one of the smoothest and sneakiest way to hide your cannabis in plain sight. Literally not a single person would take a second look at either item (unless they were closely examining them like a super-narc) and think, “Oh yeah, there’s a gram of Blue Dream in there.”
The Cigarette One-Hitter
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The one-hitter, especially when complete with a dugout, is one of the most common, yet still most stealthy ways to hit a little smokey-smoke on the go. Pull out, light it up like a cig, then put it right back in your pocket before anyone notices.
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Books with hollow centers are a must-have if you’re talking about hiding your cannabis in plain sight. And though you can pick any ol’ book to do so, Bibles are perfect because people don’t ever really open those. No offense. I’ve seen Bibles collect so much dust on so many tabletops, so you’re good.
Fake Soda Stash Can
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These come in multiple forms as far as cans, bottles, and so on. The point for all of them is the same: a hollowed-out soda container is something no one will think twice about. Toss a bag of that green goodness in the middle, sit in on the coffee table, and then smile to yourself about the fact that people have no clue that you’re loaded up and ready to smoke at any moment. For added safety, find one of a soda that no one ever drinks. You know, like Mountain Dew.
Urban Wraps Rolling Papers
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Rolling papers that look like cigarettes. Enough said.
EZPipe Discreet Lighter Pipe
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And for the best item on this list, we’ve got the EZPipe. Basically, it’s a dugout with a built-in pipe, complete with a lighter holder that puts the flame right at the top of the dugout. That make sense? If not, just know that with this, you can flip out a little pipe, light your lighter, and get a nice hitski before sliding it right back into your pocket. Hit one of these, exhale, then smirk to yourself as people try to figure out where the smell is coming from.
From smuggler belts to hollow bibles to lipstick pipes, there are plenty of ways to hide your stash in plain sight. Here, Dante Jordan lists his top 10.
Secret Stash Jars For Weed
Old school lunch boxes, mason jars, and decorative vases are just a few of the most common secret stash jars typically used for weed. But, what if there was a solution to old secret stash jars, like a specialized container that was both secretive, smell-proof, and entirely stack-able in the case of storing large quantities. There are all kinds of cute secret stash jars online ranging from Sprite cans, Pringles tubes, and even fake power surge protectors. However, the problem with these novelty secret stash jars is that they typically lack a true airtight seal, and almost never have humidity control.
There are a variety of reasons to want a secret stash container for your weed that also protects your delicate flower. Maybe your parents are in town and it would just break your sweet old mom’s heart if she knew you appreciated legal marijuana. Whatever the case, there’s an abundance of containers available for the explicit purpose of secretly stashing your weed away. One of the most sought-after weed containers is, of course, the CVault. With personal and commercial containers ranging in sizes from a small stash to a marijuana hoard, there’s definitely a CVault for any occasion.
One of the most important elements to a secretive stash jar is its ability to be… well. Secret. Thanks to its stainless-steel construction CVault looks like it belongs in any kitchen, right next to the oregano. If you live in a small place, then CVault is especially ideal for storing your weed, either in your kitchen or a broom closet.
Being secretive is not a mystery, you can try and kid yourself with one of those novelty secret stash jars they make for weed. Unlike novelty CVault features stainless steel construction, despite the newness and originality of some of these unique stash jars, they’re all ultimately going to be a waste when your stash totally dries up or your niece stumbles upon it.
Believe it or not, there’s a science to smell proofing a container, and it comes in the form of an airtight seal. Some appearances are deceiving, a secret stash jar that appears to have thick walls, and an airtight seal will actually leak some aroma. It doesn’t matter how secretive your secretive stash jar is… if it’s not smell-proof, it’s not going to stay secret for very long.
It’s time to face facts, weed is smelly, so if you want the best possible secret stash jar for your weed, then it needs to be smell proof. Potent marijuana can smell up an entire house if it’s fresh enough, while some users might admire this fact, roommates and family might find this aroma unpleasant.
Light is the number one killer of potent marijuana. Weed loves to be kept in the dark, so if your current secret stash jar for weed is transparent, you might want to reconsider. Glass mason jars are the top choice for weed enthusiasts who are not careful with their stash. You’ll recognize these people from their dried-out stash, that they bought a week ago.
It’s best to avoid that route and stick to a dark and secretive stash jar for your weed. I guess it can seem counter-intuitive to some newbies, that sunlight actually kills marijuana, but it’s true. It’s not hard to prove either, try leaving your weed out on the coffee table for a few nights, which you’ve likely already done, and observe how quickly it starts to appear more like oregano than lovely marijuana.
Stealthiness is key when you constantly have relatives or family stopping by. Obviously keeping marijuana out of sight, is the best method for keeping nieces, nephews, and grandkids safe from discovering your secret stash. Sure, there are a lot of different stash places, one of the best we’ve seen is hollowing out an old book, and keeping it right on your bookshelf. Obviously, this method is not smell-proof, but it’s a great incognito technique if you throw an extra small personal CVault inside.
If you have the kind of kitchen with a ton of different cooking pots and kitchen containers, then CVault can blend right into the rest of your equipment, providing both a secret and smell proof stash complete with humidity control.
CVault stores your cannabis and maintains the ideal moisture level and temperature automatically, no matter its intended lifespan. Essentially, CVault is currently the smartest curing and storage container on the market, just put your stash in and forget it! For the most secret stash jar, CVault is one of the most incognito stashes available today.
CVault is lovingly known as the connoisseur’s storage container:
- Revives Old Product
- 2 Way Humidity Control
- Enhance Taste
- Improves Smoothness
- Store Product Longer
The power of Boveda humidity packs combined with a secretive air-tight storage container featuring complete humidity control is a perfect combination for marijuana lovers. Whether you’re storing or curing cannabis, CVault is one of the easiest solutions for keeping your weed at an ideal level. The constant availability of humidity means that your weed will never lose or gain too much moisture.
Like we’ve already mentioned, all CVault containers are made from food-grade stainless steel, a construction that makes them both airtight, and completely impenetrable by light. Even if you’re looking to store other substances besides cannabis, CVault works great for tobacco, herbs, spices, and fresh food if you like.
Secret Stash Container That’s Airtight For Cannabis
A quarter-inch wide seal made of silicone ensures an airtight seal every time. Boveda® packs stay conveniently in the humidity pack holder with the CVault. CVault is stackable as well, making it easy to store, this is helpful especially if you buy multiple containers. When you’re not storing or curing cannabis, you can even store smaller CVault’s within larger ones for maximum space-saving capabilities. Additionally, our newly improved latch design completes the airtight seal, locking in all of the product’s freshness.
What if there was a solution to secret stash jars for weed, like a specialized container that was both secretive and smell-proof? Spoiler alert: there is!