Finally, an Easy-to-Follow Recipe for Homemade Weed Lube
Is there any pairing more hyped-up than weed and sex?
Most of you know by now that it’s possible to get your vagina high with weed lube (or get yourself debilitatingly high by drinking it)—but did you know that you can make your own at home? Take your Weed Week celebration to the bedroom, enjoy the benefits of increased sensitivity and stimulation, and get yours! (But remember: this weed lube does not mix well with latex condoms, so try another material or go solo on this one.)
Here’s what you’ll need to make weed lube: weed, scale, grinder, cheesecloth, hair tie, two jars, coconut oil, water, aloe, wooden spoon, tongs, and a pot
Step One: Measure 2-3 grams of weed
Step Two: Bring the water in a pot to a boil
Step Three: In a jar, mix weed with 3-4 tablespoons of coconut oil
Step Four: Seal the jar, and put it in the boiling water using tongs
Step Five: Let it simmer for about two hours
Step Six: Squeeze about a quarter cup of gel from your aloe leaves into your second jar
Step Seven: Cover the jar containing aloe with cheesecloth and secure the cloth around the jar using the hair tie, leaving a sort of pocket in the cloth to catch the weed
Step Eight: Using your tongs, remove the jar from the boiling water and allow it to cool a little bit. Remove the lid and pour the contents through the cheesecloth filter and into the aloe jar
Step Nine: Strain oil through the cheesecloth and squeeze the remaining oil out of the weed
Step Ten: Mix the contents together and allow it to cool down
The consistency of the lube might seem strange at first, but it’ll take on the qualities of coconut oil as it cools down. When it’s time to use your weed lube, warm it up in your hands and voila! Romance in a jar.
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Celebrate 4/20 with an at-home potion to get your vagina high.